the mommy avenger

If there’s one thing motherhood has taught me, it’s that being in a constant state of “what’s next?” planning is both a survival skill and a superpower. After years of planning birthdays, Halloween costumes, Easter baskets, summer vacations, back-to-school chaos—and yes, all the Christmas magic—I’ve learned that staying ahead of the game is the only way to actually enjoy the moments when they arrive.

So here I am, in the middle of summer, sweating my way through June, sipping my Coke Zero…and planning Christmas. And before you roll your eyes, let me just say: it’s not madness, it’s brilliance. Especially when you discover a gem like King of Christmas and realize that Christmas in July isn’t just about fun ornaments and snowman pool floats—it’s your new favorite way to reclaim your holiday joy.

Every year, I hear the same thing from friends: “How do you stay so calm during the holidays?” And I laugh, because the answer is simple: I already did the work.

By the time Thanksgiving rolls around, I’m not sprinting through stores or stress-ordering decorations online with fingers crossed that they’ll arrive in time. I’ve already set the scene. The stockings are in storage ready to go. The tree is ready to be fluffed. The lights are in labeled bins. And this year? This year I’ll be unboxing my absolutely stunning 9-Foot King Flocked Tree with LED lights from King of Christmas, and I honestly might cry tears of joy when I plug it in.

I was a real-tree purist for years. There’s something magical about the smell of pine and the ritual of picking the “perfect” one… that is, until I discovered the magic of King of Christmas.

The first year we switched to an artificial tree, I’ll admit I was skeptical. I missed the scent, the hunt, the tradition. But then came the falling needles. The dried out limbs. The fire hazard paranoia. The sad little bare patches where ornaments kept slipping off. And honestly? It just wasn’t worth the stress anymore.

Enter King of Christmas.

These trees are gorgeous. Like, can’t-tell-it’s-not-real, centerpiece-of-the-holiday, dreamy-photo-backdrop gorgeous. The King Flocked Tree looks like it came straight out of a Hallmark movie set—soft, snow-dusted branches, warm LED lights, and the perfect full shape that doesn’t require turning it five times to find the “good side.”

Even better? I won’t be vacuuming needles out of the carpet until February.

I know summer isn’t when most people are thinking about wreaths and garland. But let me tell you—Christmas in July is your opportunity to win the holidays before the season even starts.

King of Christmas is currently running some serious July savings, and I am not exaggerating when I say it’s the best time to invest in your holiday sanity. Not only are their prices significantly lower than they will be in November or December, but by planning now, you avoid the stress of things selling out or shipping delays later in the season.

I’m already scoping out their ornaments, tree skirts, garlands, and beautiful wreaths for my front door and stair banister. Everything is designed to coordinate effortlessly—no more clashing reds or weird glittery blobs from the dollar aisle. This year, it’s all cohesive, all classy, and all handled.

And let’s talk about quality for a second. These aren’t flimsy trees that flop over if you breathe too hard. The branches are sturdy enough to hold your heavy heirloom ornaments, and the built-in lights mean no untangling a snarl of string lights from 2003. They truly think of everything—from the durable storage bags they come in to the easy setup instructions.

Plus, their customer service is just as magical as their trees. I had some questions before purchasing and heard back from their team within hours—with thoughtful, helpful advice (not just a copy-paste response). That’s the kind of service that makes me want to shout from the rooftops when I find a brand I love. So here I am, shouting: King of Christmas is the real deal.

I’ve done the last-minute panic thing. I’ve stood in the middle of overcrowded stores the week before Christmas wondering why I didn’t just plan better. And every time, I swear “never again.” Christmas is supposed to be joyful, right? Not chaotic.

Now, I plan my holidays the same way I plan the rest of motherhood—early, intentionally, and with lots of checklists. And when I see something that’s going to make life easier (and prettier), I jump on it. So while the rest of the world is debating between beach days or hiking trails, I’m over here building my dream Christmas Pinterest board and snagging my holiday décor while it’s on sale.

And I’m not even mad about it.

Because when December hits, my house will already be glowing. My kids will be curled up watching movies by the tree I set up in November without swearing at the tangled light strings. I’ll have time to bake cookies, write Christmas cards, and maybe—just maybe—relax with some peppermint cocoa.

If you take one tip from me this year, let it be this: start now.

Set the tone for the season by treating yourself to something beautiful that will last for years. Take the stress out of December by taking a little time this July to dream big, plan ahead, and get organized. You deserve a holiday season that doesn’t feel like a sprint to the finish line.

Check out all the magic waiting for you at King of Christmas, including the swoon-worthy 9-Foot King Flocked Tree with LED Lights that’s going to be the crown jewel of my living room this year.

I promise—it’s the best gift you’ll give yourself all season.

_{*product was received to facilitate a feature, all opinions are my own*}